So it's been a while since my last post. And quite a bit has happened, but as evidenced by the title of said post, none of it has been particularly positive because I am home on a Friday night reading. And probably watching sappy rom-coms. And maybe eating a pint of Ben and Jerry's. Probably drinking an entire bottle of Cabernet. Also while wearing sweats and a leopard print snuggie. Holy shit, I've become a pop culture archetype, the sad single girl. Let the desperation sink it for a moment, had enough? Good.
Okay, so the guy I went on one date with and incessantly cyber-stalked? Yeah, things there got a lot worse and show no sign of improvement. It all started on New Year's Eve, I got a little tipsy but as I've progressed in college, I've learned how to hold my drink. Or not actually. I sent a booty text, after several confusing exchanges and missed cues ans signals, I woke up at 6 AM, in lingerie with candles burning and completely alone. After that, my butt dialed him, and left a 5 minute message. (Note to self: apparently must decrease size of bottom ASAP). Weird yet flirtatious IM'ing ensued on the dating site where we met, promising to call me later in the week. Never happened. Sent last ditch text invitation for drinks this week and no response. I blame it on the ginger girl who posted a flirtatious yet breezy wall post on his wall. I am not above stalking. So apparently he's moved on from curvy brunettes to freaky ginges with a thing for potato pancakes. I'm enough of a Facebook stalker to see a blatant sex invite subtext in a wall post. Been there, done that.
So after all that, the emotional roller coaster that was the situation with the Teacher and only one date, it's dunzo. So hats off to you, ginge potato pancake lover, I hope you and The Teacher are very happy together. I, on the other hand, might need another pint of Ben and Jerry's.
xoxo
Gossip Sharkey
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